Sixty minutes on a call. We review your actual numbers: paid ads, email, conversion, retention. Within 24 hours you get a written, prioritised 90-day roadmap. Free, no obligation, yours to keep whether or not you ever work with us.

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Free · 60 minutes · Written roadmap in 24h · No obligation

What the audit examines

Six levers, each mapped to your actual numbers:

Paid
ROAS, CAC, creative fatigue, audience saturation, placement mix.
Email
Flow coverage, % of revenue from email, segmentation, list health.
CRO
Checkout friction, LP-to-ad alignment, mobile UX, price anchoring.
Retention
Repeat-purchase rate, churn signals, win-back, replenishment, AOV.
Free→Paid
For apps and subscriptions: time-to-value, activation, upgrade triggers.
Measurement
MER over platform-reported ROAS, new vs returning revenue, LTV:CAC.

Is a free marketing audit actually worth it?

A fair question, because most free audits are a sales script with a checklist attached. Here's the honest version of when this one is and isn't worth your hour.

Worth it if you're doing roughly $10K–$500K/month, you're spending on paid or email, and your numbers have plateaued. The audit exists to find which lever is leaking revenue. Most brands we speak to are missing 2–4 email flows entirely, or are scaling ad spend into creative that has already fatigued.

Not worth it if you're pre-revenue or below ~$10K/month. You don't need a diagnosis yet; you need first traction. Start with the free playbooks instead.

The difference from a typical "free audit": you leave with a written document. A prioritised roadmap with a revenue estimate attached to each recommendation. You can execute it yourself, hand it to your team, or hire us. The roadmap is yours either way. (Curious what a real audit should include? We wrote the definition.)

How it works

  1. Book a slot and complete a 5-minute questionnaire. No other prep.
  2. 60-minute call. We review ads, email, conversion and retention live, on your numbers.
  3. Written roadmap in 24 hours. Prioritised, with a revenue estimate per recommendation.
  4. You choose the path: DIY, your team, or us (retainers from $1,500/month).

Common questions

Is it really free?

Yes. The call and the written roadmap are free with no obligation. The audit is how we earn the retainer, not a script to sell one.

Who is it for?

D2C ecommerce brands, subscription boxes, B2C apps, and beauty/wellness/CPG brands doing roughly $10K–$500K/month. US brands.

What do I need to prepare?

A 5-minute questionnaire before the call, and access to your numbers during it. That's all.

What happens after the roadmap?

Whatever you want. Many brands run it themselves. If you want execution, retainers start at $1,500/month, scoped to the highest-impact levers first.